The evolution of e-missing: from honey to crack, via porn

Her, out of town for a few days:
i miss you from the second you went out of the door
i miss you like i miss breathing normally when i have a stuffy nose

– after 10 mins of talking about daily stuff –

I miss u like pussies miss a spit
like a fat cock misses a petite

Her, 4 mins later:
i miss you like a pedophile misses the kindergarden

Him, after 2 mins of discussing her job meeting:
like angy misses brad pitt
like a drunk modafaka misses the vodka neat

Her, the next day, at the end of a technical message:
miss u like nirvana misses kurt cobain.

Him, at the end of another administrative message:
miss you like Escobar misses cocaine.